I just can't get enough of this guy! Pat Robertson... seriously, he just cracks me up over and over. I really wish that more comedians could be this consistently entertaining with their material. (Jerry Seinfeld excluded of course... "What is the deal with [insert subject here]?" will never get old.)
Most recently, Robertson was reported to have been enlightened by God about a catastrophic terror attack to take place in America this year, affecting major cities and likely millions of Americans...
but don't worry... according to God, it won't happen until the second half of the year, and most likely not until after September... so you still have plenty of time to stock up on your duct tape and plastic sheets!!
God also declined to inform him of the actual location so that something could be done to stop the event(s). So there you have it... Robertson has informed the world that God wants America to suffer a catastrophic attack, likely as punishment for screwing with the rest of the world so much. But doesn't God know us well enough by now to realize that after the attack we are going to spar with any country who had any link to 10/22/07?
Another attack would likely send our country into turmoil and enhance the downward spiral leading to our self-imposed demise. What we need to realize is that we are a large nation with a great number of fiscal responsibilities to our citizens. We can't just go around spending trillions of dollars that we don't have invading other countries with our high-tech equipment and bleeding our nation's treasury dry. (and it likely already is)
If Robertson is right... snicker... and we are going to be attacked again before Bush leaves office, then we've got a lot of thinking to do.
First, I guess that would mean that conservatives aren't that great at protecting our national security.
Second, will we allow Bush to send an immediate retaliatory force to whatever country or countries allowed this to happen?
Third, if we do send a force, do we simply "cut and run" from Iraq, or send every enlisted troop we have around the world to enact our revenge?
And fourth, how much debt do we really want to allow China to hold over our heads?
Of course, there are plenty more questions that we'd need to ask ourselves, but I don't want this post to become a book...
(it's funny how the initial idea for some posts morph entirely into some other creature by the time I post them... sort of like this one... I had intended to look back on Robertson's past predicitions and see if any of them were actually realized.)
It's a good thing that Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson is a crackpot... but it's sad that so many American's take his word as gospel.
I mean, here's a guy who adopted the name "Pat" (a nickname given to him by his brother because the sibling liked to "pat him on the cheeks and say 'pat, pat, pat'" while he did it) because he felt that Marion was to girly-sounding. Then again, I guess I can't really talk... since I made the mistake of calling myself "Little Chris" in college... eventually shortened to Little (or Lil), it's a name I haven't been able to shake for 12 years.
Anyway... just don't forget to buy a year's supply of duct tape and plastic sheets in the next few months... Pat has an idea that you'll be needing them!